英語笑話故事一： The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
英文笑話故事二：Visual Training 視力訓練
The squad were having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied：
"Sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
"He's not doing any digging, sir."