笑話的英語故事大全

  笑話是能引起發笑的話題。小編整理的笑話的英語故事大全,喜歡的趕緊來看下吧!

  笑話的英語故事大全1

  The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?” Soph.(meekly):“The right leg,sir.”

  學監(非常生氣):“現在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池裡,渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”二年級學生(恭順地):“右腿,先生。”

  笑話的英語故事大全2

  A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.

  "Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."

  "But how did that make you sure?"

  "Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."

  一個年輕人昏死了過去,但是當他的朋友們要掩埋他的時候卻又甦醒過來。他的一個朋友問他死的感覺是怎樣的。

  “死!”他喊道“我並沒有死,我知道我沒死,因為我的腳是涼的,而我又很餓。”

  “你怎么能肯定你沒死?”

  “當然哪,我知道如果我上了天堂,我就不會覺得餓;如果我下到地獄,那我的腳就不會是涼的了。”

  笑話的英語故事大全3

  An Axe to Grind

  A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.

  Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."

  But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.

  Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.

  "I didn't cut it down," the father replies.

  "I got it at a tree lot."

  "Then why did you bring an axe?"

  "Because I didn't want to pay."

  一個孩子求他爸爸,說能不能今年為家裡準備一棵聖誕樹

  小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回答“我可不想為一棵樹付錢。”(這個爸爸肯定不是基督教徒,而且還非常摳門)

  但是小男孩不放棄的一直祈求,終於有一天,他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了,他拿起一把斧子,直接衝出了門。

  30分鐘後,他爸爸帶著一棵超大的聖誕樹回到了加。他兒子問:“你怎么會砍得那么快?”

  他爸爸回答到:“我不是砍的”

  “我是從一個聖誕樹銷售中心拿的”

  “那你為什么還要帶把斧子去呢?”

  “因為我不想付錢”(敢情這爸爸勒索啊)


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